realpersonfacts:

when girls have the ugliest boyfriends…girl stop. i could be your ugly girlfriend instead.

foone:

conzoop:

(*400dB Crunch noise*)

Fun fact! Decibel is a logarithmic scale. This means an increase of 10 dB is a doubling in strength.

It’s impossible to get a sound louder than about 200 dB on Earth: this is because a soundwave is a series of peaks and troughs of air compression, and around 200 dB you hit COMPLETE VACUUM in the troughs.

So, decibels are a measure of energy.. 400 dB is around 10^28. By the Atomic Rockets Boom Table, the dinosaur-killer impact was merely 10^23.

400 dB is “all the oceans flash boil off the planet and then the crust melts”. This rabbit just destroyed all life on earth with a noise equivalent to an exaton of TNT. Aliens on pluto are getting woken up going “what the fuck was that light?”

genderyomi:

effemimaniac:

why is everyone love bombing the reddit converts something feels off here. what do you all have planned is this like a jonestown.com situation or what

trying to get a reddit femboy to keep in my basement

fuckinginsanegirl4ever:

theres no way this is actually happenibg i refuse to believe it sorry

m00nw1tchh-deactivated20230227:

rslashrats:

this is a repost, support the original comic and creator here

nothing-stays-the-same:

amygdalan-arm:

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

millennial-review:

slutdge:

not the news having an oxygen countdown while they run other stories 😭

mostly-funnytwittertweets: